I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
