Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
handjob tips. give me some.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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