Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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