You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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