One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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