Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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