I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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