doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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