Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
