do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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