Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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