I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Two words: nipple clamps
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