Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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