Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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