So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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