My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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