By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
soo... how was my night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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