Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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