that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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