I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Do you still have your period?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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