Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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