Where are you?
In a non slutty way
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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