pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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