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I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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