i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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