He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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