he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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