Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before

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(660): View more from Missouri

dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome

(816): View more from Missouri

no its not leave

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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(415): View more from California

i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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(903): View more from Texas

I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

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(757): View more from Virginia

so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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(613): View more from Ontario

I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?

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(727): View more from Florida

Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.

(253): View more from Washington

I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made

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