Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??