People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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