when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize