Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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