i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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