Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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