I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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