Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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