I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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