please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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