Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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