WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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