Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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