I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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