yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment