How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.