i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.