So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son