I just saw a hot homeless man
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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