Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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