I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It's official drugs can't kill me
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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