butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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