good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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