susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Oh god it's open bar.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
