I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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