Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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