yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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