Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
All I want is dick and wine.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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