nut hugger
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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