fuck your aforementioned shoe
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
