Say something about gay babies.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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