So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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