There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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