scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
