yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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