I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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