dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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